Phil spoke during a band interview with Deezer and shared the story of how he wrote the single 'Kick' with songwriter/producer Dave Bassett.Īlong with Joe, Sav and Vivian he also talked about various classic songs. 'Diamond Star Halos' is the band's 12th studio album.Īs announced on 17th March it will be released on Friday 27th May 2022.
I recommend busting out your most crunk pole tricks during this one.Def Leppard guitarist Phil Collen has spoken about the writing process for new Diamond Star Halos song Kick. But River Cuomo is obsessed with Asian chicks and nose candy, and that's just the spirit you want to evoke in a strip club. Take his money, then go masturbate and think about someone else.ġ0. Strip to this, and that guy at the tip rail with the bitch tits and the shop teacher glasses will actually believe that he alone has inspired you to masturbate. (Unless, like most strippers, you'd rather blow your nest egg on tacky pimped-out SUVs and Coach purses.)Ĩ. Just get on all fours and crawl your way toward the down payment on that condo in Cozumel. The mere implication that you like it in the ass will thrill the average strip-club patron. Alos, you can't go wrong stripping to a song that opens with the line "You make me come."ħ. "Miserable" by Lit, but mostly because Pamela Anderson is in the video, and she's like Jesus for strippers (blonde, plastic, capable of parlaying a broken nail into a domestic battery charge, damaged liver). Mellow enough that even the most shitfaced dancer can make it through the song and back to her Graffix bong without breaking a sweat. This fluid stoner anthem is a favorite of midnight tokers at strip joints everywhere. (Coincidence: I once saw a stripper who, like Rick Allen, had only one arm.)ĥ. The Lep's shouted choruses and relentless programmed drums prove ideal for chicks who can really stomp. (However, the Troggs will make you look like even more of a troglodyte, so avoid if possible.)Ĥ. Makes even the clumsiest troglodyte strut like Anita Pallenberg. "Honky Tonk Woman" by the Rolling Stones. Most effective in nearly empty, pathos-ridden juice bars.ģ. Arch your back like Prince himself is daubing body glitter on your abdomen. "Purple Rain" by Prince, but you have to be really theatrical about it. This category includes The Greatest Stripping Song of All Time: "Remix to Ignition" by R.
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